David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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