i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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