just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
someone get that fucking seahorse.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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