Sponge bath it is.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
it glows. i had to have it.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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