Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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