David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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