His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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