I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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