I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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