i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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