i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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