Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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