btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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