so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
there was a trapeze. enough said
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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