IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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