we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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