But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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