your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I got inside last night via doggy door
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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