For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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