Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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