so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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