i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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