New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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