i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
There's always time for handjobs
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
