I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Walk of Shame today included voting.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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