What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i think my mom watched the whole time
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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