help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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