remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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