I wannas sexs uuuuu
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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