new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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