hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
