If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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