Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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