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(541): View more from Oregon

its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.

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(858): View more from California

my life trainwreck boards at 9:30

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(805): View more from California

i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila

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(440): View more from Ohio

"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."

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(240): View more from Maryland

Just look for the house with the beer knights.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.

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(775): View more from Nevada

A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian

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(937): View more from Ohio

The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.

(1-605): View more from South Dakota

I thought this was a dry campus.

(605): View more from South Dakota

That means you have to bring your own beer from home.

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