Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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