I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
It was like getting head from an anaconda
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
