Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
