My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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