I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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