Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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