How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Floor bacon is actually really good
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