Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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