Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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