Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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