We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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