all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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