She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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