She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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