drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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