I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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